IT’S OFFICIAL SUITE LIFE OF ZEKE AND CAS
dean’s explanation of the week, future edition: "you tripped on the stairs and hit your head and dropped your gun which shot the witch and then i stabbed the demon and ran across the room to drop a bucket of iron filings onto the ghost and an earthquake made the werewolf fall into lava no big ...
"it’s dean winchester or us" like have these angels even watched this fucking show
"he’s the commander’s friend and i know we’re supposed to like him" OH JESUS WAS THERE A BRIEFING ABOUT THIS???!????
“he can’t stay. he is a beacon of adorableness. people will come for miles to see this fucking cutie patootie dean”
if kevin tran doesn’t jailbreak heaven from the inside and ride back down to earth in a golden chariot studded with fucking heavenly diamonds then i am going to shit on a lot of fucking desks you feel me spn
so basically this episode ends with castiel standing on a bridge in the rain staring after dean with pain and longing in his eyes and his wet hair starting to stick down his forehead and i am somehow supposed to think they are not in love
what a perfect contrast between metatron and castiel. metatron goes among the people to make his own legend, to act like a benevolent god when he’s really a power-hungry fuckweasel. castiel went among these people because he was one of them: a lost and suffering soul, hungry and tired and seek...
the great winchester tradition of just putting dead bodies on a bed and leaving them there
episode sixteen and a half: sam and dean go back to the bunker, only to find strange cars parked out front. they go in cautiously guns drawn and find a banner in enochian strung over the hallway. “abaddon’s been here, too. she’s taunting us,” dean hisses. he rips the banner d...
well first of all, no
ah yes because the Winchesters and Castiel are notorious for “playing their parts” in heaven’s little stories
Crowley should refuse to give them any names until they provide him with the 72 pack of Crayola crayons.
[vehemently doesn’t like the idea of cas kissing april in next week’s episode not because it’s a girl nor because it’s not dean but because it seems rushed and hasty and unimportant and that’s not what cas deserves for his first love/sexual experience]
"sometimes real life is darker than fiction" but never any darker than fanfiction because that shit can get darker than satan’s asscrack
~~SPN SPOILERS FOR 9X09~~ AN ANGEL WAR BEGINS — After a massive angel slaughter occurs, Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) arrive at the scene to investigate and are surprised to run into Castiel (Misha Collins). While investigating, Castiel is captured and tortured. Meanwhile, Dean ques...