- Snape:People will think you're...
- Snape:You're spoiled, just like your father.
- Harry:Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over me being sTARVED AND LITERALLY LOCKED IN A CUPBOARD FOR 10 YEARS.
- Snape:I was friendzoned by your mother.
- Harry:Albus Severus it is!
“Snape Snape Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE Potter, you were named after the catchiest puppet song I ever heard.”
- HP fans in 2007:Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
- HP fans in 2014:And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.