my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story
my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says...
what if you met your favorite celebrity and they just ended up treating you like how chip skylark treated vicky.
hey here’s a thought what if Jess was pregnant and Sam never knew
but like imagine that. im agine ned the piemaker, getting so excited to eat dinner at hannibal’s because we KNOW ned is a fan of some fine cuisine and hannibal does his whole haha nothing is vegetarian shtick and ned digs in and the lil zap happens with the meat and he just