Short hair bingo
“Now I speak to him more in poetry than I do over the phone.”
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A short Pokemon story:
What if your starter Pokemon was actually a Ditto that got abandoned by it’s original owner because the owner kept telling it he wanted it to be a real Pokemon. Everyday the owner would tell it “Why can’t you be more like a Bulbasaur? How about a Charmander? Why couldn’t you...
she wears short skirts i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form she’s a flapper i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg