So very thankful to serve a God who is patient with my struggles, gracious with my failures, and loving towards me always.
The reasons why women take so long in the shower
1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving. 2. Conditioner needs time to soak in. 3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts. 4. Karaoke.
- me:that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
- me:yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
- me:why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
- me:i'ma read the back of this.
- me:lather, rinse, repeat?
- me:why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
- me:hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
- me:if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
“When we wash at the dorm, we shower in threes, since there are 12 of us.”
Luhan: Before I didn't like showering with other people, but recently we have no choice, and it's mo...
I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING
astrum- star nauta- sailor ASTRONAUT LITERALLY MEANS “STAR SAILOR” HOW CUTE IS THAT