“When we wash at the dorm, we shower in threes, since there are 12 of us.”
- me:that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
- me:yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
- me:why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
- me:i'ma read the back of this.
- me:lather, rinse, repeat?
- me:why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
- me:hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
- me:if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
Luhan: Before I didn't like showering with other people, but recently we have no choice, and it's mo...