leonard mccoy came out of the womb yelling at jim kirk
person: omg what’s so amazing about spock he doesn’t even have feelings jim kirk: (crashes enterprise through building) jim kirk: (bursts open ship doors) jim kirk: i heard u were talkin shit bout my first officer jim kirk: double dumbass on you
this is how the pon farr/sex talk should go in aos: spock: [quietly] i just want a matebones: YOU JUST WANT TO MATE?spock: I JUST WANT A MATEbones: YOU’RE NOT MATING WITH ME SUNSHINEspock: a mate. i want a mate.bones: WELL JUST AS WELL ‘CAUSE I’M NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT NONSENSE spo...
i bet EVERY SINGLE TIME spock contacted his mum during the five-year mission she’d ask like 2 questions about the mission and like 600 with another theme in mind: "so how is captain kirk doingy’knowjimthat lovely blond boy with the quite nice a—””yes mother i am aware a...
getting a tumblr was the worst decision of my academic life
"Your playing Nintendo games? those are for kids—"
Sherlock corrects everyone about everything but when people assume he and John are a couple he never says anything ever
when i was younger i wanted to be a suitcase when i grew up so i could go on the things at the airports without anyone judging me and i told a teacher that and she just stared at me blankly before whispering, ‘follow your dreams i believe in you’ and she gave me belief that i can someday...
I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
When people have all these cool art styles and my art’s just
Have I ever told you guys that i’m half ambidextrous?
when people say that a girl would be much prettier if she was skinny
[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
creating a character that you like but don’t know what to do with