person: omg what’s so amazing about spock he doesn’t even have feelings jim kirk: (crashes enterprise through building) jim kirk: (bursts open ship doors) jim kirk: i heard u were talkin shit bout my first officer jim kirk: double dumbass on you
leonard mccoy came out of the womb yelling at jim kirk
this is how the pon farr/sex talk should go in aos: spock: [quietly] i just want a matebones: YOU JUST WANT TO MATE?spock: I JUST WANT A MATEbones: YOU’RE NOT MATING WITH ME SUNSHINEspock: a mate. i want a mate.bones: WELL JUST AS WELL ‘CAUSE I’M NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT NONSENSE spo...
i bet EVERY SINGLE TIME spock contacted his mum during the five-year mission she’d ask like 2 questions about the mission and like 600 with another theme in mind: "so how is captain kirk doingy’knowjimthat lovely blond boy with the quite nice a—””yes mother i am aware a...
getting a tumblr was the worst decision of my academic life
"Your playing Nintendo games? those are for kids—"
BATMAN IS SIX LETTERS HE COULD BE A TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
once we share an inside joke i will not stop reminding you of how funny it is until you regret ever meeting me
omg ok so today our teacher was making a presentation about scalene triangles and some student just yelled out “ah yes the scalene triangle”looks like i’ve found a new friend
I am legitimately concerned that I’m going to be quietly screaming through the majority of The Hobbit and everyone around me will just hate me
when did this ( ?° ?? ?°) become hotter than this? (´???`)