What do you call a cheap circumcision?A rip off.
Row, row, row your boat,Underneath the stream,Haha, fooled you all,I'm a submarine.
My English teacher asked me to use 'harassment' in a sentenceI replied "I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me"
I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.
I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
"A vodka, please.""Erm, this is McDonald's.""OK, a McVodka, please.
Oxymorons are basically complicated.
When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he's looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he's looking at your heart.All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?""Fucking large ones" wasn't the answer they were looking for.
The word 'Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous, but backwards it's even more stupid.
I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library
Internet addiction will be classified as a mental disorder some time in 2013.I'll see you all in rehab, motherfuckers.
When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she's bi.She may just be an evil scientist.
???????????? why can’t grown adults realize the fact that a wonder woman movie would probably shatter box office records as she is the most well known female superhero in the world that millions of little kids would LOVE to see on the big screen. why do grown adults truly believe that every si...
why am i off the mods page…? i just logged on???? MOD KNUCKLES
I'm really sick of seeing Psy being treated as a joke.
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