Reblog this if you’re joining skeleton war 2015
- old me:ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
- grandchildren:grandma that never happened.
- old me:it was a long war.
- grandchildren:grandma please stop we've talked about this.
- old me:the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
- old Me:and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
- grandchildren:gRANDMA PLEASE
oFFICIAL DRAFT PAPER FOR SKELETON WAR
if you see this you havE BEEN DRAFTED. REBLOG TO DRAFT OTHERS.
Riding into battle in the skeleton war like “I’ll be my own goddamn horse thank you very much"