• smut meme •
Leave "Winter baby" in my askbox
And I’ll generate a number from 1-12 to see what our muses get.  My muse walks in to find yours waiting in bed, wearing nothing but Christmas bows. My muse is too drunk to make the gingerbread house on their own, so has to team up with yours. By some Christmas miracle, our muses are having a civi...
I read smut before bed like it’s a fucking bedtime story
I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.
  • *In 20 years*
  • Daughter:Hey mum, I like this band -
  • Me:Oh shit. I'm sorry.
  • Daughter:Wha-
  • Me:I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
  • Daughter:Mum I don't know what you-
  • Me:It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
  • Daughter:Why-
  • ...
I remember the first time I read smut I felt so guilty, now it’s like a pass time activity
Smutty Resources.
So under the cut is basically a whole big masterlist of resources, guides etc. that all have to do with smut. None of these are mine, but if you need any specific tips just hit me up and I will gladly help you out! If this helped, like this post or even reblog! I hope you enjoy this masterlist. Als...
Things I never knew before I entered the Directioner fandom
-What smut was -What gay porn was about -Where the prostate was -What ‘topping’ and 'bottoming’ meant -What shipping someone meant -The kinds of sex toys there are -What a penis looked like(because I never watched gay porn) -What an erection was(lol, dON’T LAUGH AT ME!!!) -What a b...
ngl, I’m kinda jealous of this Y/N girl
Harry Styles One Direction 1D 1d imagine 1d one shot one direction imagine niall imagine louis imagine liam imagine zayn imagine harry imagine harry smut 1d pref one direction prefrences one direction dirty imagine niall smut one direction smut 1d smut Liam smut Louis Smut Zayn smut
graphics legend of korra jinora color meme such a gpoy though especially the reading ugh jinora it's so canon you read smut Best tbh
:) my gifs Ash Ashton 5sos 5 seconds of summer Calum Hood 5 secs of summer luke hemmings michael clifford 5 sos 5sos family 5 sos family ashton  irwin 5sos imagine 5sos smut 5sos au meme 5sos alphabet sexycliffconda 5 secs 5sos blurb ashyyy ashtonnnn
Best I Ever Had Hips Don’t Lie You Make Me Wanna One More Night - I’m crying
smut rp indie smut rp independent smut rp indie smut independent smut
Harry Styles One Direction Zayn Malik liam payne Niall Horan louis narry Zayn niam Niall nialler harry liam larry lilo hazza nouis lou loulou hazz one direction fan one direction imagines one direction preferences larry smut lilo smut narry smut niam smut nouis smut harrah
Masterlist of one shots, fanfics, smuts, etc.
Hi there, this is a compilation of all my One Direction-related writing, like 70+ one shots and 4 fanfics. Dare I say anthology? Is that too pretentious? It’s too pretentious. Sorry. If a link isn’t working, please let me know! If you’re on your computer, my navi page is a little m...
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friendly reminder that harry styles masturbates
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can someone make a sign that says ‘i’m tighter than your jeans harry’ just so we can see his reaction 
5sos 5 seconds of summer Ashton Irwin Calum Hood luke hemmings michael clifford 5sos edit 5sos-official 5sos ashton 5sos icons 5sos twitcam Ashton 5sos luke 5sos 5sos imagine 5sos preference 5sos blog 5sos smut 5sos one shot 5sos fanfic 5sos au meme 5sosfam 5sos ships 5sos blurbs 5soskoko 5sosbday ash 5sos ashton 5 seconds of summer 5sos uk tour 5sos anon
Some things just never change
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