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I read smut before bed like it’s a fucking bedtime story
I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.
  • *In 20 years*
  • Daughter:Hey mum, I like this band -
  • Me:Oh shit. I'm sorry.
  • Daughter:Wha-
  • Me:I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
  • Daughter:Mum I don't know what you-
  • Me:It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
  • Daughter:Why-
  • ...
I remember the first time I read smut I felt so guilty, now it’s like a pass time activity
Smutty Resources.
So under the cut is basically a whole big masterlist of resources, guides etc. that all have to do with smut. None of these are mine, but if you need any specific tips just hit me up and I will gladly help you out! If this helped, like this post or even reblog! I hope you enjoy this masterlist. Als...
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Things I never knew before I entered the Directioner fandom
-What smut was -What gay porn was about -Where the prostate was -What ‘topping’ and 'bottoming’ meant -What shipping someone meant -The kinds of sex toys there are -What a penis looked like(because I never watched gay porn) -What an erection was(lol, dON’T LAUGH AT ME!!!) -What a b...
Harry Styles One Direction 1D 1d imagine 1d one shot one direction imagine niall imagine louis imagine liam imagine zayn imagine harry imagine harry smut 1d pref one direction prefrences one direction dirty imagine niall smut one direction smut 1d smut Liam smut Louis Smut Zayn smut
Michael Ashton Irwin Calum Hood luke hemmings michael clifford malum calum luke hemmings imagine ashton irwin imagine ashton imagine calum hood imagine calum imagine Michael clifford imagine calum hood smut calum smut luke imagine michael imagine luke hemmings smut ashton irwin smut michael clifford smut ashton smut luke smut Michael smut theyre so stupid i love them
BEING AT A CONCERT AND WANTING TO ENJOY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT BUT ALSO WANTING TO TAKE GOOD VIDEO AND PICTURES TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING
"Sweet Vibrations" - A Smutty Harry One-Shot
I stepped out of the limousine onto the red carpet to blinding flashes and blood curdling screams, the familiar sights and sounds escalating to new heights with a polite wave and a flash of the dimples. The new stainless steel cock ring she surprised me with provided more pressure at the base of my...
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Best I Ever Had Hips Don’t Lie You Make Me Wanna One More Night - I’m crying
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Teach Me - Ashton Smut [part 1]
"Hey Ashton”, you announced as your best friend’s house with the spare key that he had given you. “Hey (Y/N), what are you doing here, I thought you had a date with some guy today?” he said as he sat up on the couch to give you space to sit down. “I did, but he was being a jerk, he said that I wa...
"The lead singer of 5sos with the lip ring is the cutest."
5sos 5 seconds of summer Ashton Irwin Calum Hood luke hemmings michael clifford luke hemmings imagine 5sos imagine 5sos preference 5sos smut ashton irwin imagine calum hood imagine Michael clifford imagine calum hood smut 5sos preferences luke hemmings smut ashton irwin smut michael clifford smut
mine MY EDIT imagine 5sos 5 seconds of summer Ashton Irwin Calum Hood luke hemmings michael clifford luke hemmings imagine 5sos preference 5sos smut ashton irwin imagine 5sos au meme calum hood imagine calum hood smut luke hemmings smut ashton irwin smut michael clifford smut michael cllifford imagine
me every time I see michael in a muscle tee and backwards snapback:
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