today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customer...
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“I only want to play human beings. I’ve been around for thirty years and there’s been a lot of cartoons, a lot of craziness going...”
- Tourist:Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker:No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
- Tourist:I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
“When I was falling, people didn’t extend their hand but their foot”