- deadpool:scorpio, sagittarius, libra, taurus, aquarius, cancer
- spiderman:aries, virgo, leo, gemini, capricorn, pisces
everyone: spiderman’s suit looks sooo fake, it doesnt even look like hes a real person!!me: *remember this*
- marvel:releases civil war spot with about 10 seconds of new footage
- entire fandom:goes into self-destruct
SPOILERS! Leaked footage of Spiderman vs. Ant Man in the new Civil War movie!
- Operator:911, what's your emergency?
- Ryan Reynolds:Film rights are preventing Deadpool from fucking Spiderman
But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, ...