NONE OF THIS IS OKAY.
I WAIT THREE YEARS FOR THIS SHIT.
AND WE GET A REFERENCE TO SPOCK’S FUCKING DEATH IN WRATH OF KHAn.
FUCK EVERYTHING.
THEY BETTER BE ON A DATE AT THE FUCKING ZOO AND KIRK GOT HIMSELF LOCKED IN THE PENGUIN EXHIBIT, ABRAMS.
OR SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL GIVE YOU THE WRATH OF ME.
Improving the new Star Trek XII poster:
Okay so first let’s look at some previous star trek posters:
What are the main features of these?
giant floating heads of the main characters
rainbows
space
sparkles/lens flare
Clearly this is a winning formula, given how many decades they’ve been doing it like this. So what about that ...
"So, Benedict, who are you playing on Star Trek?"
Benedict: “That guy right there” - points at screen -
Benedict Cumberbatch's Star Trek trailer voiceover
HOLY
MOTHER
OF
PEARL
I
CANNOT
