Improving the new Star Trek XII poster:
Okay so first let’s look at some previous star trek posters: What are the main features of these? giant floating heads of the main characters rainbows space sparkles/lens flare Clearly this is a winning formula, given how many decades they’ve been doing it like this. So what about that ...
Pavel Chekov navigated a ship full of 1100 people away from a black hole that was once Vulcan at age 17 what have you done with your life lately
NONE OF THIS IS OKAY. I WAIT THREE YEARS FOR THIS SHIT. AND WE GET A REFERENCE TO SPOCK’S FUCKING DEATH IN WRATH OF KHAn. FUCK EVERYTHING. THEY BETTER BE ON A DATE AT THE FUCKING ZOO AND KIRK GOT HIMSELF LOCKED IN THE PENGUIN EXHIBIT, ABRAMS. OR SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL GIVE YOU THE WRATH OF ME.