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when my parents lived in israel, my dad worked in this restaurant with a palestinian man who did not speak hebrew very well. my dad taught him how to say things like “butts” in russian, and he taught my dad how to say things like “poop” in arabic. the moral of the story is th...
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least ...
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Vivo em um mundo cheio de gente que finge ser o que não é.
I’m going to wrap my arms around you and pull you in close enough to kiss, but not kiss you. Instead just take everything in. Your features, your smell, everything about you and everything that I love. And then I’ll lean it close to you and whisper softly in your ear “such beauty. ...
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
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give me ace characters give me characters who have a lot of sex, but still identify as ace give me characters who explicitly identity as asexual in canon give me sex-repulsed ace characters give me ace characters who are romantic give me aro/ace characters give me aro characters who are sexual give ...
Freedom Bucket
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one: And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes. In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “...
i was putting on my eyeliner the other day and i wasnt sure what to do so i said “ill just wing it” and i laughed so hard i poked myself in the eye with my eyeliner
It’s time to let you go.
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