A professora faltou, mas deixou a lição pra voces fazerem:
- Customer:*grabs my ass*
- Me:*turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it
- Customer:Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe
- Me:and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?
- Customer:Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?
- Me:So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?
- Customer:Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*
- Customers friend:ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick
“Existem várias formas de gostar de alguém, e eu sempre escolho a que eu pareço um idiota.”