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how do i lose 40 pounds overnight
  • Reasons for trust issues:school supply lists that make you buy stuff that you never get to use
Clapping is so weird like wow I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
“What are your hobbies??? What do you do for fun? Do you play any sports??!?”
what if one year they replaced the oscar trophies with these things and watched all the actors try to hold onto them on stage
it’s funny because even white girls make fun of white girls
Hot things to say during sex: gee whiz! donating a cow to the zoo The Translator! Form W Please write the following pledge in script. Nike, the goddess of victory’s garments were rippling in the wind. Jimi Hendrix in a sling "it was my own voice"
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if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right. if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
i think casting unknown people is the best possible decision casting directors can make at this point like stop using the same five people in every film
you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop 
when ur not sure if somethings an inside joke and u dont know if u should reblog it
On a scale of 1 to Boo Radley how often do you leave your room
little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between 
my mom asked me if i wanted cake and then i was like “no i’m ocake” i literally can’t handle myself sometimes
When you lose that one trusty hair tie that has loyally remained on your wrist for months you suddenly feel like you have to reevaluate your whole life
petition to finally get weheartit fucking deleted this year