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When you lose that one trusty hair tie that has loyally remained on your wrist for months you suddenly feel like you have to reevaluate your whole life
how do i lose 40 pounds overnight
  • Reasons for trust issues:school supply lists that make you buy stuff that you never get to use
Clapping is so weird like wow I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
what if one year they replaced the oscar trophies with these things and watched all the actors try to hold onto them on stage
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it’s funny because even white girls make fun of white girls
“What are your hobbies??? What do you do for fun? Do you play any sports??!?”
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Hot things to say during sex: gee whiz! donating a cow to the zoo The Translator! Form W Please write the following pledge in script. Nike, the goddess of victory’s garments were rippling in the wind. Jimi Hendrix in a sling "it was my own voice"
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you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop 
when ur not sure if somethings an inside joke and u dont know if u should reblog it
On a scale of 1 to Boo Radley how often do you leave your room
little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between 
my mom asked me if i wanted cake and then i was like “no i’m ocake” i literally can’t handle myself sometimes
I wanna live in a busy city where the seasons change in an old apartment with a cat or two and make art and design clothes and get coffee all the time and never wear pants when I’m at home and I’ll always have the window open and someone to kiss me good morning and goodnight
if u have a crush on me u should tell me
bridge to terabithia more like bridge to cRUSHING YOUR SOUL
oh mygod guys Finn’s gonna be prom king of the dinosaur prom.