- Team Rocket:is an actual gang that wants money with a hot dad for a boss
- Team Aqua & Magma:environmental extremists with bosses that experience sexual tension 24/7
- Team Galactic:literally tried to destroy the universe because old-looking boss is edgy
- Team Plasma:PeTA with an ugly dad for a boss and a son who did nothing wrong
- Team Flare:Mass genocide and nice suits
team aqua campaign be like: are you gay af?? do you hate NERDS??? would you punch a SHARK???? if this sounds like you SIGN UP TODAY
i have omega ruby AND alpha sapphire so i just figured i’d make this post about shit i noticed in the magma/aqua bases for convenience sake cause some of them are kinda hilarious there’s a guy in the breakroom who reveals that team aqua has literally no working hours or set breaks and ar...
And wow, this is ridiculous. ? (omega) ? (alpha) I hate you, GameFreak.