me after 3 hours sleep mother : are you all right?me :
Let It Go Punk Version
The Last Sleepless City
Oops I Did It Again (voice impression attempt)
Sam 'Apitong' Zabala
Since everything looks like a youtube comments section, I think it’s time we acted like this is a youtube comments section.
- good christian girl:*is paired with withdrawn goth boy for assignment* ugh i hope i stay on this trouble maker's good side :(
- good christain girl:*spots a book poking out of withdrawn goth boy's bag* hey what's that?
- withdrawn goth boy:*pulls out copy of romeo and juliet* oh yeah just some light reading i usually do in lunch.
- good christian girl:you.......like Shakespeare?
- withdrawn goth boy:[quotes some of the wherefore art thou romeo scene without looking at the book]
- good christian girl:that's incredible!
- withdrawn goth boy:yeah, i've always felt i've had a connection to romeo- as well as the protagonist of [another 9-11th grade mandatory reading book]
- good christian girl:yeah *slightly flustered* same here....
the weirdest thing about 2016 is that there’s a chance we could actually have our first female president…and i’m praying to god that we elect an old white dude instead
every white teen movie ever
*in that one white girl voice* hey my names elizabeth..and im..not like those other girls. oh no, i’m not plastic, or..goth or..some blonde bimbo. im just elizabeth. *pans to some average white boy* that’s jake. he is sooo hot. how does one describe the level of hotness of the great jake smith. hes ...
- freshman year:"this isn't middleschool anymore"
- sophomore year:"you're not a freshman anymore"
- junior year:"you're almost seniors now"
- senior year:"college isn't going to be like this"
Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused