- Me:*Doesn't party*
- Me:*Doesn't drink*
- Me:*Doesn't sleep around*
- Me:*Doesn't get knocked up*
- Me:*Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
- Parents:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
Maybe if Tumblr for some reason does win the teen’s choice award, we should all just reblog porn that day. Just a big porn spree. Then all the new people will just be like “ah, porn!” and never go on again.