imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the textless fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang...
a terrifying nightmare creature
MOST TERRIFYING STALKER STORY I'VE EVER READ
Honestly, what the hell with some people. written by reddit user sweetmercy A week or so before my 10th birthday, I walked to the corner store with a $5 bill and picked up a jar of Ragu for my mom. On my way home, a man I’d never seen before fell in step with me and began talking. "Hi!" he sai...
HERE'S A TERRIFYING GAME
LOOK UP YOUR REAL FIRST NAME IN THE TAGSAND THEN COUNT HOW MANY POSTS DOWN UNTIL SOMETHING NSFW FOR ME, IT WAS TWO POSTSGO
Fucking HAL: The Momentarily Terrifying
Waking from a deep sleep, 11,000m above the Pacific Ocean, and seeing the below image on the screen in front of you. It took me the best part of one terror filled second to remember I’d selected 2001: A Space Odyssey as my in-flight movie. Fucking HAL. Image source
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
jongin and chanyeol don’t laugh they just open their mouths as wide as they’ll go and make loud screaming noises