"tell us about yourself"
im an unpaid extra in the movie of life
Angelina Jolie has more structure in one of her cheekbones than I do in my life
if i throw my problems in the dryer would they get any smaller
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"High school is the best 4 years of your life." NO STOP YOU ARE LYING YOU ARE A LIAR YOU ARE LYING TO ME
it’s funny because even white girls make fun of white girls
do old people masturbate
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
the worst part about being lied to is knowing you are being lied to and the person lying to you still doesn’t think you are worth the truth
i miss you but my life is much better without you
my mom asked me if i wanted cake and then i was like “no i’m ocake” i literally can’t handle myself sometimes
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to...
how to take a math test:1. pi2. cry3. die
i don’t trust people who set their alarms at the weekend
Meeting with my professor like "About this grade…."
all i want for christmas is to be mentally stable :)))
Things I never learned in high school: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote How to write a resume/cover letter Anything to do with banking How to apply for loans for college How to buy a car or a house …but thank my lucky stars, I can tell you all about Pythagorean Theorems.
Coachella is literally famous people paying to see other famous people