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"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
I’ve come to the sad realization that I’m never going to be someone’s first choice, and as much as I understand why I can’t stop my heart from crying over it 
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways 'eat something' 'buckle up' 'get some sleep' 'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'
it’s funny because even white girls make fun of white girls
do old people masturbate
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
the worst part about being lied to is knowing you are being lied to and the person lying to you still doesn’t think you are worth the truth
“Hi! Just messaging you to tell you that your blog is amazing!…”“…Would you mind going to my page and checking out my-”
whenever you see a hot person you act like you don’t notice them meanwhile you are screaming inside 
i miss you but my life is much better without you
Things I never learned in high school: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote How to write a resume/cover letter Anything to do with banking How to apply for loans for college How to buy a car or a house …but thank my lucky stars, I can tell you all about Pythagorean Theorems.
i don’t trust people who set their alarms at the weekend
how to take a math test:1. pi2. cry3. die
Meeting with my professor like "About this grade…."
my mom asked me if i wanted cake and then i was like “no i’m ocake” i literally can’t handle myself sometimes
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to...
all i want for christmas is to be mentally stable :)))
Coachella is literally famous people paying to see other famous people
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