• the signs •
  • Aries:what dis do
  • Taurus:when's this gonna b over can I order pizza
  • Gemini:Lol what if I threw a pencil at the ceiling would it get stuck
  • Cancer:fucking look at me one more time I dare u
  • Leo:i needa look @ myslef
  • Virgo:I understand this but im probly gonna fail lol
  • Libra:tf ???? Tf is this ???? Hello ???
  • Scorpio:if this song replays in my head 1 mor time I will decapitate myself
  • ...
The Zodiac Signs in Class
Aries: Always yelling about something.  Or eating.Taurus: *corrects the teacher* Gemini: Not in class lmao they skippedCancer: Staring at their crush and doodlingLeo: Hitting on someone. always. Virgo: Trying to get a good grade. *silently annoyed by everything*Libra: Not paying attention.  They hav...
  • "Sleep is for the weak":Sagittarius, Scorpio, Capricorn
  • "SLEEP IS FOR THE DEAD":Libra, Aquarius, Virgo
  • Forgets to sleep:Aries, Pisces, Cancer
  • Sleeps forever:Leo, Taurus, Gemini
  • Writes non-stop but doesn't share it with anyone:Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo
  • Writes like 5 chapters then gives up:Aries, Gemini, Aquarius
  • Writes like 9 books in 10 days:Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius
  • In a constant state of writer's block:Cancer, Libra, Pisces
  • right away:virgo, cancer, scorpio, pisces, aquarius,
  • 3.6 billion years later:leo, taurus, gemini, aries, libra, capricorn, sagittarius
  • Aries:Stop making excuses and take responsibility. If you fucked it up, you pick up the pieces and you figure out what you need to do to make it better. Stop biting the hands that feed you.
  • Taurus:Your word is not the only word and your method is not the only method. You don't have to do what other people tell you, but at least listen to their suggestions sometimes. Have the courtesy to actually hear others out.
  • Gemini:If you have a problem with someone or something they did, go up to them and tell them to their face. Yeah it lets off steam if you tell everyone else, but the only way you can solve the issue is if you're honest with all parties involved.
  • Cancer:You complain that nobody cares about you, yet you never make an effort to get out and see them. Stop wallowing in self pity and come out of your house, there are people who love you and want to see you.
  • Leo:All that self doubt is not going to do you any good. Stop sitting around and waiting for people to love you. They do. Recognize the good in you. Don't be such a bully to your own self.
  • Virgo:Not everyone is going to betray you, but if you don't stop telling yourself that, it's going to become more frequent. Sit back and relax, you're stressing yourself out at this point.
  • Libra:Stop getting involved in everything. They get it, you care, but it's starting to look like you're just in it for the drama. Worry about yourself and your business, you'll know when it's time to intervene.
  • Scorpio:Everyone is different, and you can't expect all of your friends to be perfect friends all the time. People have their ups and downs and their highs and lows. So do you. Not everything is a terrible tragedy. Slow down.
  • ...
The signs with a crush
Days dreams about them constantly: taurus, cancer, piscesOpenly flirts: aries, gemini, leo, libra, sagittariusObserves from afar:  virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
the signs as i’ve experienced them
aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE ...
  • aries:crazy
  • taurus:stubborn
  • gemini:childish
  • cancer:bitchass
  • leo:arrogant
  • virgo:majestic
  • libra:why
  • scorpio:terrifying
  • ...
The signs as signs
Aries - Aries?Taurus - Taurus ?Gemini - Gemini ?Cancer - Cancer ?Leo - Leo ?Virgo - Virgo ?Libra - Libra ?Scorpio - Scorpio ?Sagittarius - Sagittarius ?Capricorn - Capricorn ?Aquarius - Aquarius ?Pisces - Pisces
  • Aries:cries about dumb shit like missing Jesse McCartney
  • Taurus:cries about not being comfortable with their life at the moment or not being where they want to be
  • Gemini:cries because they didn't say that one awesome comeback that one time they were in a fight
  • Cancer:cries about past things that don't even matter anymore like that one time they tripped in public
  • Leo:cries after hysterically laughing at something that wasn't even funny
  • Virgo:cries about that one problem they didn't get to go back and fix
  • Libra:cries about shit in the future that won't matter for months or maybe even years who tf knows
  • Scorpio:cries because of all the deep emotions they have but refuse to show in public
  • ...
  • Aries:fire, laughter at 2 am, finding new ways, achievements and ambition, distance, playing with hair, sailing.
  • Taurus:the sky, listening to music in the dark, a warm glow, neck kisses, desire, writing letters, traveling.
  • Gemini:paper, soft colors, in love with life, quiet breathing, standing with one foot in the sun and with the other in the shadows.
  • Cancer:clouds, sweater and shorts, the smell of rain, watching the world move on while standing still, learning something new.
  • Leo:wind, the joy of playing with a puppy, going out with friends, pride in ones achievements.
  • Virgo:the woods, perfecting a project, the smell of fireworks, wearing new clothes, being the shoulder to lean on, enjoying hobbies.
  • Libra:the moon, singing in the shower, passionate kisses, strawberry shampoo, sneakers and jeans jackets.
  • Scorpio:water, the smell of the ocean, adventure, climbing trees, feeling invincible, the sound of nature.
  • ...
  • Aries:Jennifer, age 43, an alcoholic who lets her kids run wild but still shows up to school functions so it looks like she's trying
  • Taurus:Ramona, age 37, a stay at home mom obsessed with interior decorating who spends over $20,000 a year at Homegoods.
  • Gemini:Lyn, age 38, a confident mom who flirts with married men even though she herself is married and posts too much on social media
  • Cancer:Pat, age 41, a loving mom who already has six kids but wants to push for one more because she loves the whole process of raising a child
  • Leo:Stella, age 36, a "younger" mom who is an ex Broadway star and likes to tell stories about her "dazzling" experiences on the stage and rant about how her kids are sure to follow
  • Virgo:Courtney, age 45, a traditional mom who doesn't let her kids dye their hair and thinks college is the most important thing ever
  • Libra:Katherine, age 42, a gossiper who is obsessed with high school reunions and going to parties and socializing
  • Scorpio:Kelly, age 39, a widow who is doing her best to provide for the kids but is grief stricken since losing her husband
  • ...
  • Laughs because they have a phone lock and they do not care:Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, Taurus
  • Worries so much about what they are going to find:Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius
  • Tackles the shit out of them to save their phone:Scorpio, Leo, Aries, Gemini
  • Aries:black tail shimmering red and orange, like burning coals. Can withstand great heat and lives near volcanic isles or underwater volcanoes
  • Taurus:only mermaids able to morph into human form. Who knows how many of them live under humans unrecognized...
  • Gemini:have a shark tail and a fin. Several rows of sharp teeth paired with their high speed make them dangerous hunters. Cold, calculating, and cunning
  • Cancer:near translucent skin and tail. Are able to melt into their background and appear to be invisible. The most successful hunter
  • Leo:golden, nearly indestructible tail. Live in warm areas, near the equator. Kind eyes and warm smiles make them the most popular type of mermaid
  • Virgo:elongated, pearly tail, shimmering in multiple colours, fanning out into a slightly translucent, silky fluke. Moves through the water slowly and gracefully
  • Libra:perfect skin and silky long hair. Leads sailors to their death through beautiful and hypnotizing singing voices
  • Scorpio:slim jet black tail. smooth scales but razor-sharp at the edges. Live in the depth of the sea and is sensitive to sunlight. Uses echolocation for orientation.
  • ...
  • Aries:This bae will show you off, probably want to take selfies, and will make public announcements of their affection on social media, they will make you feel worth the world.
  • Taurus:This bae is loving and patient they will listen to all your complaints and rants about the world and still want to cuddle you at the end of the day.
  • Gemini:This bae will make you feel like the specialist person in the world, and will always be trying to come up with new ideas of what you two can do together.
  • Cancer:Once you have this bae's heart, they give everything they have to you. They might come of as clingy, but will be your breath of fresh air everyday.
  • Leo:This bae is adorable, they will always ask your opinion on things, and will keep you updated on their life, they want to be around you all the time they have.
  • Virgo:This bae will want their own space but will always be there when you need them, and will do a lot just to make you smile.
  • Libra:This bae will give you all the attention you need, without being clingy and will always remind you how they feel about you, making you feel like royalty.
  • Scorpio:This bae will put all their time on you, they can come off a little sensitive and jealous, but all that is being protective, they just want you to be happy and theirs.
  • ...
  • Aries:talks too loud
  • Taurus:obnoxious pen clicker
  • Gemini:tells bad jokes
  • Cancer:ignores people 24/7
  • Leo:steals food
  • Virgo:never knows what's going on
  • Libra:plays music too loud & u can hear it through their headphones
  • Scorpio:singing all the time
  • ...
  • because you complimented them:Capricorn, Leo, Cancer
  • because they find themselves hilarious:Libra, Aquarius, Aires
  • because of dirty jokes:Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo
  • because they giggle at fucking everything:Gemini, Sagittarius, Taurus
How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hoursTaurus: 25 hoursGemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in betweenCancer: a strong 10 hoursLeo: 7 hoursVirgo: 8.823345 hoursLibra: like 8Scorpio: 1Sagittarius: Sleep is for the deadCapricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleepingAquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procr...