• thoughts from the shower •
21 “you’re so young” 22 “you’re so young” 23"you’re so young" 24 “you’re so young” 25 “are you married? how is your career?”
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone
Future archaeologists will find billions of objects with an apple inscribed on them and assume we worshipped some kind of apple god. Perhaps Ancient Egyptians didn’t worship cats at all but rather the most popular brand at the time had a cat logo.
If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.
When I have to fill in my childhood best friend’s name on security password protection questionnaires, I wonder if they put my name down on theirs.
Dora the explorer’s parents were extremely negligent
Roommate just hit me with this one: 50% of CANADA is the letter A
Dogs are proof that you can buy friends
The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel.
"False Information" spelled backwards is "false information"
Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
Nothing is ever on fire. fire is on things.