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21 “you’re so young” 22 “you’re so young” 23"you’re so young" 24 “you’re so young” 25 “are you married? how is your career?”
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Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for wa...
Sometimes I just get so damn sad, for no apparent reason other than I simply don’t want to be here anymore.
Leaving me is ok, people leave me all the time. But what hurt the most was you made me feel so special yesterday yet today you made me feel ...
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Come here. Crawl into my bed in nothing but your underwear and a oversized shirt. Let me hold you. I’m craving to find out what your skin feels like when it’s against mine. Talk to me until you fall asleep, and when you close your eyes and start to doze, I will kiss your forehead gently ...
If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?
Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
Humans are the only animals on earth that pay to live here.
"Queue" is just "Q" followed by 4 silent letters.
In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
Technically speaking, I have no proof I’m not immortal
It’s strange how the the brain doesn’t register a second ‘the’ when written next to another ‘the’.
The President of Russia should have a home in Prussia. The Russian President would be a Prussian Resident.
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
A polar bear that can survive in both the Arctic and Antarctic, has massive mood swings, and has equal sexual desires for both men and women would be a Bi-Polar Bipolar Bi Polar Bear.
If you lie on the ground on your back, it’s like the world is your backpack and you’re carrying it through space.
Because I only take my dog to awesome places like the beach and the dog park, he must think that, every time I leave the house alone, I play by myself at the beach and the dog park.