21 “you’re so young” 22 “you’re so young” 23"you’re so young" 24 “you’re so young” 25 “are you married? how is your career?”
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for wa...
“Sometimes I just get so damn sad, for no apparent reason other than I simply don’t want to be here anymore.”
“Leaving me is ok, people leave me all the time. But what hurt the most was you made me feel so special yesterday yet today you made me feel ...”
Come here. Crawl into my bed in nothing but your underwear and a oversized shirt. Let me hold you. I’m craving to find out what your skin feels like when it’s against mine. Talk to me until you fall asleep, and when you close your eyes and start to doze, I will kiss your forehead gently ...
Technically speaking, I have no proof I’m not immortal
What if extra-terrestrial doesnt come visit earth because they’re light years away and fear the dinosaurs they see.
Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
Fish that are caught and released probably sound like insane conspiracy theorists to the other fish.
Humans are the only animals on earth that pay to live here.
While a picture may be worth a thousand words, a movie is usually only worth half of a book.
The only difference between intuition and paranoia is whether you’re right or wrong
There should be a website where you can enter all of your measurements and find out what clothing brands will fit you best.
Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
"Queue" is just "Q" followed by 4 silent letters.
It’s strange how the the brain doesn’t register a second ‘the’ when written next to another ‘the’.
Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.