21 “you’re so young” 22 “you’re so young” 23"you’re so young" 24 “you’re so young” 25 “are you married? how is your career?”
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for wa...
“Sometimes I just get so damn sad, for no apparent reason other than I simply don’t want to be here anymore.”
“Leaving me is ok, people leave me all the time. But what hurt the most was you made me feel so special yesterday yet today you made me feel ...”
Come here. Crawl into my bed in nothing but your underwear and a oversized shirt. Let me hold you. I’m craving to find out what your skin feels like when it’s against mine. Talk to me until you fall asleep, and when you close your eyes and start to doze, I will kiss your forehead gently ...
Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
"Queue" is just "Q" followed by 4 silent letters.
It’s strange how the the brain doesn’t register a second ‘the’ when written next to another ‘the’.
Humans are the only animals on earth that pay to live here.
In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?
Technically speaking, I have no proof I’m not immortal
The President of Russia should have a home in Prussia. The Russian President would be a Prussian Resident.
All pets have Stockholm Syndrome.
1990 is as far away as 2040
The only difference between intuition and paranoia is whether you’re right or wrong
If there were a DNA test to see if a baby is gay in the womb, would Christians be for, or against, aborting it?