21 “you’re so young” 22 “you’re so young” 23"you’re so young" 24 “you’re so young” 25 “are you married? how is your career?”
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for wa...
“Sometimes I just get so damn sad, for no apparent reason other than I simply don’t want to be here anymore.”
“Leaving me is ok, people leave me all the time. But what hurt the most was you made me feel so special yesterday yet today you made me feel ...”
Technically speaking, I have no proof I’m not immortal
It’s strange how the the brain doesn’t register a second ‘the’ when written next to another ‘the’.
If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?
"Queue" is just "Q" followed by 4 silent letters.
Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
Humans are the only animals on earth that pay to live here.
In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
What if extra-terrestrial doesnt come visit earth because they’re light years away and fear the dinosaurs they see.
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
Captcha is me trying to prove to a robot that I’m not a robot.
There has most likely been a time in your life in which you had an interaction with a stranger who died later that day.
If there is an infinite number of universes, then we are probably dating in one of those universes.
Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.