Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for wa...
Come here. Crawl into my bed in nothing but your underwear and a oversized shirt. Let me hold you. I’m craving to find out what your skin feels like when it’s against mine. Talk to me until you fall asleep, and when you close your eyes and start to doze, I will kiss your forehead gently ...
“and you talk a little too loud and you laugh a little too hard at things that don’t matter and suddenly no one notices how unhappy you truly...”
“It’s 2am and my mind won’t stop and I can’t breathe. I want to rip out every vein in my wrist.”
““Però, davvero. Uscite. Fate le cazzate con gli amici. Andate a ballare e tornate alle 6 di mattina a casa o non tornateci proprio. Distrugg...”
“I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.”
What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole
You’re at the point where you’re just breaking down. You feel as if everyone hates you and you’re starting to hate yourself too. All the people you thought you could trust are no where to be found. Your family doesn’t understand you. No one cares enough to listen. And all you...
- The Stereotypical people:OMG. That Asian guy is actually taller than me!
- EXOTICS there:HOOOSHIIITTT. TITS NOT CALM OMIGODDD OMG OMG OMG OMG KRISUS LOVES ME. III LOSTT MYY MINNNDDD.
- EXOTICS in front of the computer:..... T^T I WILL FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. WHY AM I NOT THERE. KAI, TRANSPORT ME NOW.
- Normal people:pft, they're crazy for following some group of Asians.
- The manager of Disneyland:DAYUMM. GIMME MAH DOUGH $$$ SO MUCH $$$$.
- The workers:Whats up with all of the girls?
- The Starbucks person:"ORDER FOR KREAAASE?"
- Kris:I wonder if I should put on my bitch face..
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.