- Officer:I pulled you over because you were speeding.
- Me:I was only trying to keep up with traffic, sir.
- Officer:There is no traffic.
- Me:That's how far behind I am.
- Officer:You're free to go.
“Book that ticket and get lost in a city where you don’t know a soul. Because sometimes getting lost will help you find yourself.”
I hope everybody realizes that the reason you're not getting tickets is because of this: One Directi...