I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.It’d bring me great joy.
“Nineteen things I’ve learned before I turned nineteen. 1. Always carry $5 and a lighter with you (even if you don’t smoke). 2. ...”
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside̶...
time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted “You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.” and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
"hey what’s the date?""christmas 2nd"