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Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time
  • NASA:We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.
  • Alien:Hey humans, you sound nice.
  • NASA:Haha thanks. You should come over :)
  • Alien:Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.
  • NASA:Aww damn. SO what are you doing?
  • ALien:Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?
  • NASA:But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)
I. Am. Crying.
*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*
my boyfriend king-jsmoove thought it would be a good idea to...
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BERNIE SANDERS IS POLLING BETTER THAN THE TOP 3 REPUBLICANS NATIONALLYBERNIE SANDERS IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE FROM BOTH PARTIES WHO HAS A FAVORABLE RATING IN THE EARLY VOTING STATESBERNIE SANDERS IS ELECTABLE PASS IT ON
  • Aries:Doritos
  • Taurus:cute boys and girls
  • Gemini:television shows
  • Cancer:memes
  • Leo:meaningful friendships
  • Virgo:Chris Evans
  • Libra:money
  • Scorpio:French fries
  • ...
I can’t sleep someone tell me a story
dog food aka good kush
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