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  • Depression Hotline:1-630-482-9696
  • Suicide Hotline:1-800-784-8433
  • LifeLine:1-800-273-8255
  • Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386
  • Sexuality Support:1-800-246-7743
  • Eating Disorders Hotline:1-847-831-3438
  • Rape and Sexual Assault:1-800-656-4673
  • Grief Support:1-650-321-5272
  • ...
  • WiFi:connected
  • Me:then fucking act like it
  • me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system:worry not
  • school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  • *it starts raining*
  • me:yes
  • *lighting strikes*
  • me:yES
  • *thunders explode*
  • me:YES
  • *raining intensifies*
  • me:YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
  • me:hey you wanna come over and nap
  • them:yeah
  • me:and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
  • woman:uh... it's for a boy.
  • me:okay congratulations
  • me:do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
  • woman:i want a boy toy please
  • me:haha dont we all
  • woman:
  • me:
  • ...
  • A - Se eu to apaixonada.
  • B - Com quem foi a ultima pessoa que falei no telefone.
  • C - Quanto tempo faz que eu beijei.
  • D - Se tenho alguma preferencia com meninos (as).
  • E - Quantos furos tenho na orelha.
  • F - Me dê qualquer opção, tipo 'calor ou frio?'
  • G - A ultima pessoa que eu disse eu te amo.
  • H - A ultima pessoa que eu abracei.
  • ...
  • Me:Treat yo self
  • My Bank Account:DO NOT TREAT YOURSELF
  • me:(thinks something mean)
  • me:dont be fucking rude
  • when a girl wants to kiss you:she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
  • when a boy wants to kiss you:smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
  • when I want to kiss you:I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
  • Me:What do you do when you like a boy?
  • Sister:You tell him.
  • Me:And if he doesn't like you?
  • Sister:You kill him.
  • 1. What is your best friends name?
  • 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
  • 3. What are you listening to right now?
  • 4. Whats your favorite number?
  • 5. What was the last thing you ate?
  • 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
  • 7. How is the weather right now?
  • 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  • ...
  • me:falls off cliff in game
  • me:SHIT
  • me:accidentally discovers area i needed to go to
  • me:oh
  • me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
  • Me:Who's a good boy?
  • Dog:???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me:YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Jesus:now ... back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me in the temple Judas what's good
  • person:i am uncomfortable with bad language--
  • me:okay!! that's fine!!
  • person:--because you are a girl and girls shouldnt talk like that
  • me:eat my entire ass!!!!
  • women's shampoos be like:coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera
  • men's shampoos be like:ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN
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