“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
how to grow the fuck up
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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
spoopyphilia: zustin: WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING dean is the king of the jaw thing
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
I wish none of you were sad
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School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
my worst fear is looking bad on a photo with a band member
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living
23 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain
Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.Énouement: The bittersweetnes...
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madman-in221b: nuggles: when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing the thing I hate the thing It’s called pilling. I noticed it it happens on areas that move a lot/come in contact with other parts of your body (like the sides of your shirt where i...
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion your ovaries are worth $3.2 billion
every black family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags