R.I.P to all the “we should hangout this summer"s that never happened
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
on ur period like
“where did all your money go?" i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.
when you forget to turn on the wifi and realize you’ve been using your data all this time