OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
middle aged mom on facebook
of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL
Turn your handwriting into a font
I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:3. Scan the template 4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the f...
The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”
- 8 year old me:what the fuck I said I wanted toys
- me now:*crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
when will ppl shut up about that ice movie
Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY B...
What if everyone on tumblr
wrote their URL on a dollar bill and went out and spent it. Then if you ever found a dollar bill youd go to that tumblr and tell them how far its traveled. What if people started relationships because of it? My mind is crazy this late at night, sorry. But I say we all do it…
- Guy 1:no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all his friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when he misses you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much he loves you. i hope you all find that!!