“like, so warm on my legs, gurl!” – sparkle susan
please dont treat greg universe’s inability to function as a fucking parent as some endearing thing incapable manchild dads arent cute they’re really shitty actually
- Steven:IMMA DO THE THING
- Amethyst:YOOO STEVEN DO THE THING
- Pearl:STEVEN DO NOT DO THE THING
- Garnet:...Do the thing.
- Steven and Amethyst:YOOOOOO
Jasper, the Fusion Experiment
Jasper is a fusion. Okay, okay! Hear me out! I think tonight’s episode gives a way for our theory to be perfectly true. There have been multiple signs indicating that Jasper is a fusion (that I’ll cover below the break), but there’s always been some problems, the biggest one being...
current mood : garnet standing in front of the closed door watching ronaldo violently sob in front of her
“nurishment”im not fixing it
- -listening to garnet's song-
- peridot:-on beat with music- don't touch that!
- peridot:-off beat- you clods don't know what you're doing!
imagine Greg just getting used to Stevonnie. Every now and then, he leaves Steven and Connie alone in a room to get snacks and comes back to one large hungry child instead of two small ones and it’s just like “oh hey Stevonnie!”and sometimes Stevonnie calls him “dad,” sometimes “Mr. Universe,” some...
Cool Steven Universe theories masterpost
There are a lot of cool Steven Universe theories out there, and such is the nature of Tumblr that all but the most obsessive tag-prowlers must be missing out on a lot of them! For that reason I’m collecting my favourites here in the hope that others will add their favourites.I can’t find any of the ...
- Waitress from The Best Diner Ever:Well the small red girl broke some stuff but at least they didn't steal any breadsticks
- Diner manager:Oh thank God
- Diner manager:Why are so many people doing that