Who is Seme? Uke?
Seme: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Gemini, SagittariusUke: Pisces, Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus
Zodiac Signs and Anger
Aries: This sign is ruled by fire and is cardinal, so it’s very easy for them to get riled up over even the smallest of things. Out of the entire zodiac, this sign is prone to the most frequent and violent outbursts. Because Aries are known as the “baby” of the zodiac, their sizzli...
Zodiac Mythical Races
So I saw a very interesting documentary on mermaids yesterday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfPWHPyU1u4&feature=player_embedded#!) ^that’s the link if you want to see it. Anyway it got me thinking on which mythical race would fit each zodiac sign here’s what I got. Aries: Werewolves- also k...
Ass according to sign
Aries: Horrible Taurus: Softly Leo: Squishable Virgo: Very pretty Gemini: Beautiful Libra: Excelent Cancer: Nice asshole Aquarius: Tiny Capricorn: Perfect Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty Pisces: Very good Sagitarius: No have
- Aries:You mean it doesn't?
- Taurus:Is this a trick question?
- Gemini:It revolves around me, myself, and I.
- Cancer:No, dear, it revolves around you.
- Virgo:What do you think?
- Libra:If it could, it would.
- Scorpio:No and you're not that special either.
- (Put a mark on your zodiac sign and help spread this, let's see which sign dominates tumblr! ^^)
- Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19):
- Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20):
- Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20):
- Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22):|
- Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22):
- Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22):
- Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22):
Aries: Taurus: Gemini: Cancer: Leo: Virgo: Libra: Scorpio: Sagittarius: Capricorn: Aquarius: Pisces:
- Aries:Shut up.
- Taurus:Will shove food in your mouth. If they were desperate enough to give their food away, that is.
- Gemini:I'm bored. *walks away*
- Cancer:They don't. They'd rather suffer than hurt your feelings.
- Leo:Will make whiney noises until you are silent.
- Virgo:Will make comments such as 'mmm' or 'yeah' until you realise that the conversation is going nowhere.
- Libra:Will smile at you politely whilst swearing at you inside their head.
- Scorpio:Will slap you round the face and promptly walk off.
MOST TO LEAST INTELLIGENT SIGN
- ♈ Aries:Agrabah (Magic carpet rides, adventure, challenge)
- ♉ Taurus:Animal Kingdom (One with nature, nil time frames, good use of senses)
- ♊ Gemini:Neverland (Ever youthfulness, never having to grow up, hyperactive, curiosity)
- ♋ Cancer:Snow White's Cottage (family nurturer, compassionate, kind to all, homely)
- ♌ Leo:Belle's castle (Extravagant, royalty, generosity to vulnerable)
- ♍ Virgo:Tarzan's Treehouse (one with nature, athletic/healthy lifestyle, adventure, grounded and earthy)
- ♎ Libra:Cinderella's castle (Beautiful, aesthetic, fairy tale ending, true love)
- ♏ Scorpio:Halloweentown (Magic, occult, mystery, lightness and dark)