I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.
I play the Sims to escape reality and live impossible fantasies—like having a house and job.
I always forget the existence of pears until I see or hear one getting mentioned.
Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?
The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.