Day one of 2014 It’s raining in England.
- North:Holy shit Hurricane Sandy is coming. BUY ALL THE BREAD! CLOSE ALL THE PLACES.
- South:Shut the fuck up it's a category 1.
- South:3 inches of snow?! Fuck it all. We're done. Game over. Never leaving my house again.
- North:30 inches of snow? Get your ass in school. It's just frozen water.
- Morning:HOLY SHIT its freezing.
- Afternoon:Who the fuck set the earth on fire.