WRITING TIP NO. 235577
female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.
writing tip #920:
pick an adjective, any adjective. use this adjective right before a character dies, and only then. soon, your readers will start to associate the adjective with emotional trauma. end your story happily. then have the last word be that adjective
writing tip #1227:
avoid writing as best you can
writing tip #954:
nothing will break your readers like chapters written from the pov of other characters who don’t yet know their beloved protagonist has died
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writing tip #750:
never, ever use the e-word in your writing. does your character have green e***? no. they have verdant orbs, leafy pools, bright emerald fields resting on their face
writing tip #1172:
instead of write bad write good instead maybe
writing tip #1314:
historical fiction is just regular fiction with more candles and no wifi
writing tip #279:
write a horror story from the point of view of the protagonist’s absent common sense
writing tip #596:
struggling to kill off your favourite character? just imagine your future fans’ shocked faces as they read their final actions and laugh manically like the sadist you are
writing tip #762:
write with your heart. cut it out of your body and slam it against the keyboard