“Dear Future Daughter: 1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant l...”
- Teacher:You can't write an essay overnight.
- Exam:You have one hour to write an essay.
Behold, the worst written line of all time:
Aro started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
“Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go ...”
“A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking And today I don’t know how to even say hey”
“But I don’t want small talk. Text me, and without saying hello, tell me why you got so angry at your sister this morning. Tell me why you ha...”
“Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.”