THE SIGNS AND THEIR INNOCENCE LEVELS
Seems innocent, but isn’t innocent: Taurus; Gemini; Cancer; Sagittarius; LibraSeems innocent and is innocent: Virgo; Capricorn; Aquarius; PiscesDon’t seem innocent and isn’t innocent: Leo; ScorpioDon’t seem innocent, but is innocent: Aries
Common misconceptions about the signs and why they're wrong.
Aries: Aries is noted for being a tenacious go getter, easily working their way through social situations in order to climb the ladder of success. Though this is true to an extent, Aries has a complex mind and needs a certain amount of solitude in order to keep their daily routine stable. Taurus: Ta...
- Virgo/Capricorn:The Power Couple
- Libra/Leo:The Show Stoppers
- Scorpio/Virgo:The Demanding Duo
- Cancer/Taurus:The Nurturing Partners
- Aquarius/Gemini:The Intellectual Discoverers
- Virgo/Libra:The Sensual Lovers
- Pisces/Scorpio:The Soul Mates
- Sagittarius/Aries:The Ride or Dies
- Aries:cinnamon roll
- Taurus:purest cinnamon roll
- Gemini:MOST problematic fave
- Cancer:problematic fave
- Leo:cinnamon roll
- Virgo:problematic fave
- Libra:cinnamon roll
- Scorpio:problematic fave
- Aries:being ignored, physical restriction, being placed less than first, feeling hungry, anyone who preforms better than themselves, old things/secondhand stuff, having to wait, bland food
- Taurus:being disturbed, change, lending things, being told to hurry up, sleeping in strange beds
- Gemini:listening to endless complaints, regimentation, not knowing what's going on, wasting time, being kept waiting, making irrevocable commitments, being defeated, fixed ideas, having to concentrate on only one thing for a long time
- Cancer:any criticism of the home, having to handle a crisis, pressure to take part in conversation, anyone who refuses their cooking, people who forget names and dates
- Leo:physical hurt, sedentary activities, being ignored, being backstage, lies and deceit, being laughed at, being told something they don't know
- Virgo:crowds and noise, vulgarity, people who whine, sitting still for a while, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes/tops off of toothpaste, being obligated to others, hipocrisy, weakness/failure
- Libra:loud arguments, confused situations, sloppiness, ugly places, being pressured to make up their mind, being told it is up to them to make a change
- Scorpio:being analyzed, being asked personal questions, people who know more than they do, too many compliments, having to trust a stranger
Signs Recieveing Good News
Aries: Taurus: Gemini: Cancer: Leo: Virgo: Libra: Scorpio: Sagittarius: Capricorn: Aquarius: Pisces:
- Aries:springs out of bed ready to fight someone
- Taurus:rolls out of bed, consumes a hearty breakfast, falls asleep at the table immediately after
- Gemini:probably reads a book while eating breakfast
- Cancer:tries to be one of those people that gets up at 5am to do yoga but falls asleep while doing it
- Leo:blares punk music while getting ready
- Virgo:drinks 500 cups of coffee
- Libra:does a lot of stretching throughout the morning but is pretty calm and usually not too grumpy, albeit a little groggy
- Scorpio:smashes their alarm clock/murders whoever woke them up and goes back to sleep
- Looks innocent but will rip you to shreds:Cancer, Gemini, Leo
- Looks deadly but will hug you and give you a cookie:Scorpio, Libra, Aries
- Acts innocent but hates you:Sagittarius, Pisces, Virgo
- Acts deadly but couldn't hurt a fly:Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus
the signs as people i’ve known
aries: passionate verging on obsessive. defensive of both themselves and the people they love. few layers; what you see is more or less what you get. good-hearted, intelligent. always up for a challenge, but becomes stressed out very easily and handles stress very poorly. even when they’re tire...
- Aries:Agnes Waterhouse// Had a deal with the Devil and wasn't afraid to say so. The Brave witch.
- Taurus:Joan Wytte// Clairvoyant and healer who eventually became possessed by the Devil, getting involved in many fights.
- Gemini:Marie Laveau// Voodoo Queen. Performed necromancy, mind control, telekinesis and pinning.
- Cancer:Chedipe// Witch-vampire who rode on tigers in the moonlight, choosing houses to visit to cast spells on men.
- Leo:Agnes Sampson// Tried to sink the ship of Queen Anne, wife of King James VI of England.
- Virgo:Isobel Gowdie// Could control the weather and would often write poetry about witch practices. Allegedly marked by the Devil.
- Libra:Circe// Transformed random sailors into wolves and lions and all kinds of animals.
- Scorpio:Mother Shipton// Clairvoyant, sorceress. An outcast with a great talent.
- Queen:Leo, Gemini, Aquarius, Virgo
- Princess:Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Libra
- Fuck that, I'm punk rock:Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Sagittarius
The sassy but classy squad
cancer, virgo, gemini, libra, leo, taurus
- Cancer:Snow White
HOW TO MAKE THE EARTH SIGNS
This recipe makes (1) earth sign, Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.One old book from a library, with well preserved pagesDirt from the backyard of your childhood home1 Liter responsibility2 cups of immense stress6 tsp of laziness3 gallons of good adviceA sprinkling of motivationTo make a Taurus, add: a p...
- Aries:This bae will show you off, probably want to take selfies, and will make public announcements of their affection on social media, they will make you feel worth the world.
- Taurus:This bae is loving and patient they will listen to all your complaints and rants about the world and still want to cuddle you at the end of the day.
- Gemini:This bae will make you feel like the specialist person in the world, and will always be trying to come up with new ideas of what you two can do together.
- Cancer:Once you have this bae's heart, they give everything they have to you. They might come of as clingy, but will be your breath of fresh air everyday.
- Leo:This bae is adorable, they will always ask your opinion on things, and will keep you updated on their life, they want to be around you all the time they have.
- Virgo:This bae will want their own space but will always be there when you need them, and will do a lot just to make you smile.
- Libra:This bae will give you all the attention you need, without being clingy and will always remind you how they feel about you, making you feel like royalty.
- Scorpio:This bae will put all their time on you, they can come off a little sensitive and jealous, but all that is being protective, they just want you to be happy and theirs.
- because you complimented them:Capricorn, Leo, Cancer
- because they find themselves hilarious:Libra, Aquarius, Aires
- because of dirty jokes:Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo
- because they giggle at fucking everything:Gemini, Sagittarius, Taurus
The Signs As Girlfriends
Aries: She’ll make fun of your quirks but secretly fucking adores them, she’ll stick by you through thick and thin but will give you a kick up the ass if you need it. If you’re not giving her enough attention/affection, trust me she will let you know. Like Aries boyfriends can get jealous easily but...
- "Sleep is for the weak":Sagittarius, Scorpio, Capricorn
- "SLEEP IS FOR THE DEAD":Libra, Aquarius, Virgo
- Forgets to sleep:Aries, Pisces, Cancer
- Sleeps forever:Leo, Taurus, Gemini
the signs as people i’ve met
Aries- you let your past haunt you- you either sit on the front or the back row- you act very formal but you shittalk nonsense with your friends- you’re a heavy wine drinker- you are afraid of being a coward and will reck your own comfort zone from time to time just for the heck of itTaurus- you hav...